my anaconda don’t want none unless you got an advanced copy of Guardians of the Galaxy on DVD or Blu-Ray hun

penis-hilton:

boo you whore

(via the-creeping-bam)

infamousnfamous:

white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

"Before you get anxious, remember, you’ll be dead soon."

Russell Brand, The Trews (via evitrron)

(via kizziewombat)

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

(via enginenamere)

(Source: transponsters, via teflonly)

plowjob:

*sweats nervously*

(Source: 180mph, via themightybadwolf)

oomshi:

arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats

(Source: peteneems, via themightybadwolf)

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via kcurley)

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox, via kcurley)