My name is David. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. My hobbies include drinking, eating, avoiding daylight, avoiding face to face social interaction with people I don't really know and hardcore breakdancing.
There's every possibility I am the rebirth and likeness of Vincent Van Gogh as Facebook automatically tagged him as me in a photo I got with his waxwork but I literally only draw stick people or moons and shit.
I vomited in Queen Victoria's Scottish bedroom.
I am Scottish, when it suits me.
Follow me or ask me shit. I won't judge you.